This Week in Mess
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Early uSuck Designs
Throughout our Laboratories and design shops we find new ways to use the older robots and their parts for our benefit. It's a good thing the working robots haven't noticed yet! Be sure to see if you can spot all the parts as you explore the uSuck facilities!
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Great Moments in Mess
According to the historian, Hermaphrodite, circa 3000 BC, a ritual sacrifice of a dozen vestal virgins honored the Greek Gods for the gift of a new tool which would forever change the way people cleaned: the Broom. (Pronounced “Broom.”) After the sacrifices were completed the worshippers were able to use their new tool to sweep up the charred remains of the dozen beauties. All without the benefit of a single dustpan!
Inside the lobby of our corporate office tower you will see the years of hard work that was put in to the development of our robotics division to help us create the most advanced and powerful consumer robot in the world!
Early uSuck Designs
Great Moments in Mess
The first recorded mess occurred in 30,000 B.C.* On that fateful day a caveman named Zeke got some wooly mammoth fur all over his stone floor and, rather than clean it up, decided to patiently wait tens of thousands of years for electricity and the vacuum to be invented.
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* Unless you’re a Creationist, in which case it happened in 1431